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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Fart2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Arrest.gif?w=980&q=75)
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Man Thinks Partner Is a Cannibal, So, Naturally, He Stabs Him in the Eye](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Justin.gif?w=980&q=75)
![Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Fried.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.