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Jewel, Kevin Bacon, Milla Jovovich + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.
Lindsay Lohan Sued by Clothing Company for Having a Lousy Reputation
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Rihanna + Miley Cyrus Want to Make Out
In a recent string of interviews, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have acknowledged they'd enjoy sucking face with one another, an event that could generate enough collective wolf whistles to be heard from space.
George Wallace, Paris Jackson, Juliette Lewis + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 20) celebrities waited, got fed up, observed people, and spoke nonsense.
Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
Kanye West Celebrates New Album ‘Yeezus’ by Broadcasting NSFW Video onto Public Buildings
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Carmen Electra’s New Single Challenges You to a Genitalia Measuring Competition
Once upon a time, Carmen Electra was a Prince protegee. Since then, she's been more of an actress and all-around hot babe than a singer -- but with the release of her new single, 'Bigger D-ck,' all that could change.