‘American Psycho’ Is 1,000 Times Better With ‘Pokemon’

Here's a video because, hey, why not? You probably remember the business card scene from 'American Psycho,' with all the different shades of off-white. Here it is again, only they're comparing Pokemon cards.

We frankly don't know why Patrick Bateman's so upset. He was doing just fine until that Snorlax popped up. Freaking Paul Allen! How does he do it?