100 Brains Missing From The University of Texas
Officials at the University of Texas, in Austin, are trying to figure out how 100 brains went missing from the psychology lab. My guess is Zombies.
They believe students have stolen the brains throughout the years, swiping them as Halloween pranks, or for living room decorations. If this is true, one student has a very valuable brain of, "alumni Charles Whitman, the sniper who shot 46 people and killed 16 in a notorious massacre on the campus in 1966."
The university teamed up with a local hospital to obtain the brains, but in order to get them, the university has to remove any information that might identify the owner of the brain. Luckily, there is still 100 remaining brains that have been moved to the Norman Hackerman building, where they are being scanned with high-resolution resonance imaging equipment.