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It'll be a good long while before 'SNL' takes to Studio 6H again this fall, its first season in years without veteran player Bill Hader. And while not every episode from the past season landed, particularly Justin Bieber's double-duty hosting gig, one "train wreck" of a sketch never made it through the dress rehearsal phase, and almost seriously injured Bieber in the process.

Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity? Get ready for that to happen again.

Tell us if you've heard this one before: Justin Bieber heads out, drives like a jackass, gets pulled over in an expensive car ... and the cops realize he's not even behind the wheel. History repeated itself once more yesterday, when Bieber's bud (and fellow bud fan) Lil Twist was pulled over in his Ferrari.

Justin Bieber is a stylish dude. Sure, he dons some questionable ensembs -- but who doesn't at 19? His style is evolving and he has the luxury of being young, which means he's allowed to make fashion mistakes. But for the most part, he often presents himself as a teen wearing jeans and kicks, accessorized with a healthy amount of bling. He pretty much lives in sneakers, even at formal red carpet

Justin Bieber isn't just annoying the cops with his speeding. He's also really pissing off some guys who are a lot bigger than he is.

It was a one-word, two-character return to the social media space and it was met with nearly 70,000 retweets and 45,000 favorites. After a week away from Twitter, with Beliebers barely able to stand the silence, Justin Bieber emerged from the cover of digital darkness and issued a super short transmission. And suddenly, all was right within the Bieberverse.

Police are once again investigating Justin Bieber for alleged incidents of reckless driving in his gated community, even though it's a proven fact that's how serious artists drive. (Ask Billy Joel.)

'SNL' will miss Bill Hader, and Hader will miss the show, too -- especially when Justin Timberlake hosts. One person he won't be pining for, though? Justin Bieber, whom he describes as pretty much a high maintenance pain in the ass.