I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
2018 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 11th at 2 a.m.
Time to "spring forward" an hour this weekend.
Get a Free IHOP Short Stack and Help Local Children Today
To Celebrate National Pancake Day, IHOP is offering a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes. In exchange, guests are asked to leave behind a donation for local children's charities.
Now Hiring: Cactus Drilling [SPONSORED]
How would you like to be making TWENTY ONE dollars per hour?
Monster Trucks Roar into Abilene February 2nd and 3rd
See these incredible 10,000 pound, car-crushing giants compete in racing, wheelie contests, and then rock the house with amazing freestyle action.
9 Questions About the Abilene Area That Have Appeared on Jeopardy!
Jeopardy is one of the longest-running and most-famous TV game shows ever and at some point, they've covered everything - including Abilene.
20th Annual Party Gras is February 10th at the Zone
Our 20th Annual Party Gras is Saturday, February 10th at the Zone Grill & Bar. Yes, we'll have plenty of beads!
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
Over a Decade Later the Abilene Smoking Ban Still Great
It's been over a decade since Abilene adopted the smoking ban that prevented smoking in most public establishments. Personally, I think the change has been great.