Dan Seitz
Man Goes to Jail For His Baggy Jeans
People have been wearing their jeans below their butts for years now. But don’t tell that to Ohio judge Mark Mihok, who will put you in jail if you wear them low and saggy in his courtroom. The judge’s latest offender is visible in the video above: he’s the one in the white shirt.
97-Year-Old Finally, Finally, Gets Her Diploma
Eighty years is a long time to wait, but for Ann Colagiovanni, the wait was worth it. This 97-year-old grandma’s road to a diploma spans eight decades and is simultaneously incredibly sad and utterly heartwarming.
800 Pound Teen Has To Be Cut Out Of Her House
Georgia Davis is not your normal teenager. She’s unfortunately got some fairly serious medical problems that made her extremely overweight. How overweight? Try 835 pounds.
Will Smith Gives Kissy Reporter a Love Tap
Most of the time, when a celebrity smacks a reporter, it’s because the celeb is being a huge ego case. In Will Smith’s case, though, we’ve got to agree with him. Especially considering the circumstances.
3-Year-Old Genius Is Still Just a Kid
Many parents insist their child is a genius. Emmelyn Roetteger, however, has the paperwork to prove it. She scored a 135 on an IQ test, and was thus accepted into MENSA.
She is, on the other hand, still a toddler, as this bit from the Today Show shows us.
Treat Your Momma Right, The Gary Busey Way
Jimmy Kimmel is pretty funny. Fortunately, he’s also humble enough to defer to people who are even funnier than he is, which is why he aired some of Gary Busey’s advice for Mother’s Day. Here’s what Busey had to say; see if you agree.
Drunk Driver Had Monkey In His Truck
Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren’t noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.
Russian Pothole Doubles As a Swimming Pool
Far be it from us to engage in political theory, but we’re pretty sure that paying your road workers in just enough bread to survive results in crappy roads. Fortunately, we have some anecdotal evidence that proves our point, right here. Just skip to about 15 seconds into this video, and you’ll see what we mean.